Well done to the winners of Carrot Ranch Rodeo Contest #1.
Here’s the link to the winning entries: https://carrotranch.com/2018/11/09/rodeo-1-dialog-winners/
And here’s the funny prompt photo featuring Geoff blowing kisses at a ….
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Here is my entry to Carrot Ranch’s Rodeo Contest #1.
Mr Blue Turtle Neck
“Hey Fred…”
“Flaming Frankie. You Freddie me every time.”
“Sorry, man you look like a Freddy to me,”
“Well I’m not!”
“Don’t pout, handsome lawyer dude. Let me kiss you better.”
“UGH!”
“Now you’re being rude.”
“I don’t get no kick out of kissing turtles.”
“Live a little, bro. Let’s make a splash together.”
“A splash, I’d flood the pond!”
“I’d show off me wares. Mr hot blue tee-shirt might notice.”
“Notice, he’d love you to take that long neck and extend it backwards.”
“Oh! A surprise manoeuvre. A sneak a kiss turtle style.”
“Now you’re making me jealous!”
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You “Freddie me…” I snort laughed and scared my cat! 🙂
Oh! Ha ha poor kitty!
Love it Marje it’s so funny, I had a go at this one too. Also like you it was my first time.💜💜