Here’s my daft poem in response to Carrot Ranch’s prompt about aging…
AGE – One Letter Short of A Four Letter Word
AGE IS ONE LETTER SHORT OF A
FOUR LETTER WORD!
Desire’s three syllables entwined in kinky Karma Sutra positions,
Movement’s six hundred plus muscles belly aching to stop,
Career crises simplified, await twin oldies bus pass, plus pensions,
Adolescent giggles groan as multiple false teeth fracture,
Luscious locks lost greying in gazillions.
Six pack? Remember that? Welcome new look naughty pot belly,
Two elastic boobs yonder yoga style yodeling the floor,
Face it fellows, we’re on
Until… endless sleep of blessed youth,
SLEEP TO US ALL!!!
Carrot Ranch’s May 9, 2019, prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story about growing older. It can be humorous, dark or poignant. It can be true or total fiction. It can be fine wine or an old fossil. Go where the prompt leads!
Respond by May 14, 2019.
That was fun! Lol.
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hysterical Marje… and very visual…xxx
Glad you enjoyed! My daughter did too I read it out to her last night. 🙂
Lol, I love this, Marje. xxx
Thanks Adele. 🙂 Glad you enjoyed.
My pleasure, Marje. xxx
What a fun poem, Marje! Loved it! <3
Thank you Colleen. I enjoyed writing this it was fun, 🙂
This was fabulous and entertaining Marje. Well done! <3
Thank you Debby, so pleased you enjoyed it. 🙂
Oh, Marje, I was laughing and this I lost it at this awesome line: “Two elastic boobs yonder yoga style yodeling the floor,”
Ha ha! Yeah that one’s a bit visual and vocal Charli. I’m not sure boobs can sing but I like it anyway!