
‘I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.‘
Child star actress Shirley Temple.
How sad, poor Shirley, six seems very young to stop believing in Santa Claus, but perhaps this is the price of fame?
The magic of Christmas is what I love the most, the twinkling lights, the promise of what is to come,
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the smell of a real tree, the aroma of a roasting turkey, and of course the colourful presents under the tree, what more could you ask for? Well perhaps a touch of good will, and even tempers would go down a treat at Christmas. But often tempers get frayed, and words are spoken that are regretted shortly after, that is the nature of Christmas, the excitement and anticipation, the quest for the perfect Christmas sometimes leads to arguments and strife so today on the 2nd day of December, for Colleen’s Writer’s Quote Wednesday and Ronovan’s BeWow, Be Wonderful Wednesday

I’d like to focus on the simple magic of Christmas. This magic is often lost, consumed by enormous presents, oversized turkeys, and shows of extreme extravagance so instead let’s consider what is in our hearts this December and share a bit of laughter, and hope that everyone will have a peaceful and harmonious Christmas.
So my #BeWow quote is this gem from Roy. L. Smith.
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”
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Roy L. Smith
So with the joyful heart of Christmas in mind, let me leave you with a few amusing, cheeky Christmas quotes, which hopefully will get Santa to loudly proclaim Ho, Ho, HO!!!!
‘The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.’
The late American comic Joan Rivers
‘I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.’
Comedian Bernard Manning (1930-2007)
‘The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.’
George Carlin (1937-2008), American stand-up comedian.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
– Phyllis Diller
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them.
– P.J. O’Rourke
Christmas, here again. Let us raise a loving cup: Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.
– Wendy Cope
If you’d like to join in Writer’s Quote Wednesday, and #BeWow here’s the link:
I hope you liked the quotes.
Bye for now,
Marje @ Kyrosmagica xx
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Welcome to my blog: M J Mallon - Kyrosmagica Publishing. A blog about magic, books, writing, laughter, and much more! I'm a YA fantasy author, poet and reviewer. My first YA fantasy novel The Curse of Time - Book 1 - Bloodstone is set in Cambridge and Book 2 - Golden Healer is now out too. As well as this, I have contributed to several anthologies, created my own with some amazing international writers, bloggers and creatives during the pandemic: This Is Lockdown and written two poetry collections: Lockdown Innit Poems About Absurdity & Mr. Sagittarius Poetry and Prose. I write book reviews on my blog and on Goodreads, book bub and on my bookstagram. I have a penchant for travel and have relatives in far flung places, Australia, Malaysia, and Singapore, (my birthplace.) I grew up in in Bonnie Scotland, in Edinburgh, and now live in Cambridge. I love sunny, hot places, particularly Rome, Venice, Portugal, Barcelona, and I forgot to mention the sun drenched beaches of the Caribbean, how could I? I am lucky to have been blessed with two lovely daughters and a husband who I fondly refer to in this blog as my black sheep. Family joke! With my passion for travel, culture, beautiful beaches, good food, books, theatre, writing, and humour, I hope to keep you entertained. I'm loving every minute of this creative journey, please join me.
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Ha hA! Some great quotes here Marje 🙂
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Yes, I enjoyed them too!! 🙂
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Some great quotes there, Marje, and I suspect you’ll know I endorse your sentiments.
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Thank you Graeme, I thought you would!
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Very nice! How are you? I hope your daughter’s tests went well!
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Insanely busy! The new job has had unexpected effects it has given me an idea for a short story! My daughter’s tests have gone fairly well, particularly Maths, she is still to hear back about some of the other subjects, English is the one she is worrying about. Thank you so much for asking, Lynz that is so thoughtful of you. 🙂
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I am glad all is well, new ideas for stories, wow that is great marje!! I will be waiting…….
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Thanks Lynz. I’m writing a couple of short stories for writing competitions so I might not be able to share these via my blog at the moment….
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oh ok! well keep up updated dear!
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Will do!
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I hope everything is good for you?
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Yes it is and you Lynz?
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yes very well thank you!
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Excellent, Marje! Very funny, and some great quotes!
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Thank you Ali, glad you enjoyed!
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Thanks for the smiles :)))
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Thank you Janice!! :))
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Ah, ha, ha! Some of these were hilarious! Thanks for the Christmas humor––you put a smile on my face. 😀 xx
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Good to know Vashti, always nice to hear that I make you smile. 🙂
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Love these quotes… they gave me a good laugh. Thanks for sharing. x
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Thank you Dorne. x
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This is a great post Marje!
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Thank you so much. 🙂
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