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#MondayBlogs: (Totally Not Serious) Author Bio Generator

May 16, 2016 20 Comments

I discovered this Totally Not Serious Author Bio Generator via Helen at Journey to Ambeth, and as I like a giggle I thought I’d have a go and share it for Rachel Thompson’s @RachelintheOC,#MondayBlogs. See if you’d like to try it out – the more crazy and humorous the better! Her link is at the end of the post – […]

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#ThursdayDoors: A Church Door before the Dentist!

May 6, 2016 25 Comments

For #ThursdayDoors: Here’s a tiled image of a door I found in my neighbouring village Histon – it’s the door of Histon Baptist Church on Station Road. It never ceases to amaze me where you find a door. This one was on the way to the Dentist! I was just about to go for a scale and polish and there she […]

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Still Making Snow Art #22

May 4, 2016 4 Comments

Originally posted on the secret keeper :
Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

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Tis the Day of Fools

April 1, 2016 3 Comments

Originally posted on Legends of Windemere:
Yahoo Image Search Tis the Day of Pranks Where nothing is what it seems Or everything is true Paranoia settles in With no escape until the dawn Traps are lurking Yet maybe they are not Is that friend genuine Or coaxing you into their web? For one day Everyone is out to get you Unless…

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#SundayBlogShare: Happy Mother’s Day Vibes

March 6, 2016 13 Comments

Hi Everyone. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY. HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME DAY. This mother’s been playing around with a new theme. I’d love to hear what you think of it. Do let me know if you like it. I took the header photo at Cromer this New Year and somehow the image ended up looking more like a painting than a photograph so I […]

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Writer’s Quote Wednesday & BeWow: Editing

February 24, 2016 42 Comments

It’s been a while since I joined in Colleen’s Writer’s Quote Wednesday & Ronovan’s BeWow. I have a pretty good excuse as I have been editing my manuscript getting it ready for self publishing. With that in mind I’d like to do some quotes about this process. Editing is the hardest part of writing for me, the ideas flow fairly easily […]

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One-Liner Wednesday: You Piece of Chicken!!

February 10, 2016 21 Comments

My one-liner for Linda G. Hill’s #1linerWeds this week is : This is how the poor chicken or should I say the cockerel got a bad name! Just look at him, he looks a downright rascal doesn’t he! He deserves the title: You piece of Chicken!! This is silly. I realise that but that’s okay. The odd silliness is allowed. This expression, you piece […]

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One-Liner Wednesday, Writers Quote Wednesday and #BeWow: Coffee

February 3, 2016 26 Comments

I had the idea for Linda’s One Liner Wednesday #1linerWeds after reading fellow blogger, Brian Lageose’s post about the woes of aging: https://lageose.wordpress.com/2013/10/25/10-more-signs-that-your-body-just-isnt-what-it-used-to-be/ My one liner is: He would kill for a coffee. Brian’s wonderful post has a multitude of one liners which I have highlighted below in bold. These ones particularly made me laugh: You wake up in the morning and you […]

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Hugh’s Weekly Photo Challenge Week 10 Faces

January 31, 2016 32 Comments

When I saw Hugh’s Photo Challenge this week I knew that I had to join in the fun. I had just the photo in mind, and here he is, Mr Frowning Tree. Isn’t he extraordinary? I photographed him some time ago when I was working as a Christmas temp at John Lewis. I was on my way to work one morning, and there he […]

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Bye Bye Retail Hello Writing!!!!!

January 23, 2016 41 Comments

As some of you might know from a previous post: https://kyrosmagica.wordpress.com/2015/12/13/retail-inspiration-yuletide-style/ I have been working as a Christmas temp in John Lewis Cambridge, and yesterday was my last day. It has been quite an enlightening and interesting experience in many ways. I started off with oodles and oodles of training. John Lewis puts a lot of priority on staff training […]